Characters played by Mark Aisbett
Commuter
Characters played by Ashton Kutcher
Tom Stansfield
Characters played by Jon Abrahams
Paul
Characters played by Tara Reid
Lisa Taylor
Characters played by Molly Shannon
Audrey Bennett
Characters played by Terence Stamp
Jack Taylor
Characters played by Andy Richter
Red Taylor
Characters played by Tyler Labine
Spike
Characters played by Michael Madsen
T.J.
Characters played by Ryan Zwick
Delivery Boy
Characters played by Patrick Cranshaw
Old Man
Characters played by Angela Little
Sheryl
Characters played by David Koechner
Speed
Characters played by Carmen Electra
Tina
Characters played by Ron Selmour
Darryl
Characters played by Kenan Thompson
Hans
Characters played by Charlotte Zucker
Gertrude
Characters played by Jim Byrnes
George
Characters played by Jeffrey Tambor
Ken
Characters played by Ever Carradine
Julie
Characters played by Dan Joffre
Smith
Characters played by Tim Henry
Jones
Characters played by Link Baker
Paramedic
Characters played by Carmen Aguirre
Executive #1
Characters played by Mark McConchie
Executive #2
Characters played by Susan Breslau
Executive #3
Characters played by Betty Linde
Coffee Customer
Characters played by Tongo Ma
Thai Bus Driver
Characters played by Henry Mah
Thai Bus Passenger
Characters played by David Foley
Henderson
Characters played by Marcy Goldberg
Blind Woman