Characters played by David Bowie
Mr. Rice
Characters played by Bill Switzer
Owen
Characters played by Teryl Rothery
Marylyn
Characters played by Garwin Sanford
Stan
Characters played by Zach Lipovsky
Funnel Head
Characters played by Jason Anderson
Veg
Characters played by Tyler Thompson
Gilbert
Characters played by Campbell Lane
Mr. Death
Characters played by Richard de Klerk
Simon
Characters played by Tyler Labine
Percy
Characters played by Eric Keenleyside
Ray
Characters played by Colleen Rennison
Molly
Characters played by Kyle Labine
Jonathan
Characters played by Tim Dixon
Priest
Characters played by Juno Rinaldi
Cindy
Characters played by Frank C. Turner
Thin Man
Characters played by Shayn Solberg
Baseball Kid #1
Characters played by Shayne Zwickel
Baseball Kid #2
Characters played by D. Neil Mark
Coach
Characters played by Peter Bryant
Umpire
Characters played by P. Lynn Johnson
Doctor Vogle
Characters played by Terry David Mulligan
Potential Buyer
Characters played by Merrilyn Gann
Veg's Mom
Characters played by Kevin Blatch
Mr. Death's Assistant