Characters played by Michael O'Donoghue
Mr. Mike
Characters played by Dan Aykroyd
Church of Jack Lord leader
Self
Characters played by Rhonda Coullet
Singer at Church of Jack Lord
Characters played by Jane Curtin
Self
Characters played by Carrie Fisher
Self
Characters played by Teri Garr
Self
Characters played by Joan Hackett
Self
Characters played by Debbie Harry
Self
Characters played by Sarah Holcomb
Self
Characters played by Margot Kidder
Self
Characters played by Bill Murray
Man on the Street
Characters played by Laraine Newman
Self
Characters played by Gilda Radner
Self
Characters played by Sid Vicious
Self
Characters played by Foster MacKenzie III
Root Boy Slim
Self
Characters played by Edie Baskin
Self
Characters played by Robert Delford Brown
JoJo The Human Hot Plate
Characters played by Claudette Cooper
[no data]
Characters played by Zachary Danziger
[no data]
Characters played by Fred Dixon
[no data]
Characters played by Jill Duis
[no data]
Characters played by Susan Forristal
Self
Characters played by François Giroday
(as Francois de la Giroday)
Characters played by Mitch Glazer
Man selling film to Mr.Mike
Characters played by Merwin Goldsmith
[no data]
Characters played by Judith Belushi-Pisano
Self
Characters played by Robert Lee Jones
[no data]
Characters played by Teri Keane
Self
Characters played by Ellen Birney Kleinberg
[no data]
Characters played by Helen Lee
[no data]
Characters played by Stephaney Lloyd
[no data]
Characters played by Wendie Malick
Self
Woman in underwear
Characters played by Marii Mak
Self
Characters played by Brian McConnachie
Laser Bra 2000 Scientist
Characters played by Patty Oja
Self
Characters played by Robert Perry
Laserbra 2000 Narrator
Characters played by Emily Prager
Woman in Film Room
Right Sea Zombie
Jack Lord Follower
Characters played by Barry Rebo
Man in Film Room
Characters played by Barry Secunda
Man in Film Room
Characters played by Paul Shaffer
Jack Lord Organist
Characters played by Sylvia Shichman
Self
Characters played by Jack Straw
[no data]
Characters played by Clarence Thomas
[no data]
Characters played by Loretta Tupper
Self
Characters played by Anna Upstrom
Self
Characters played by Dirk Wittenborn
Cat Swimming School Instructor
Characters played by Frederika Zappe
[no data]
Characters played by Tricia Brock
Left Sea Zombie
Characters played by Ernie Fosselius
Armageddon Director
Self
Characters played by Klaus Nomi
Opera Singer
Characters played by Don Novello
Men in Film Room
Characters played by Helen Robison
Teenaged Daughter
Characters played by Mitchell Sugarman
(uncredited)