Characters played by Alec Baldwin
Martin
Characters played by Nikki Reed
Mini
Characters played by Carrie-Anne Moss
Diane
Mini's mother
Characters played by Jeff Goldblum
Mike Rudell
Characters played by Luke Wilson
John
detective
Characters played by Svetlana Metkina
Jelena
Characters played by Sprague Grayden
Kayla
Characters played by Artie Baxter
Troy
Characters played by Rick Fox
Fabrizio
Characters played by Michael Laskin
Irv Flachsman
Characters played by Joe Egender
Jimmy
Characters played by Orlando Seale
Carlos
Characters played by Jerry Giles
Promise Keeper
Characters played by Jean St. James
Helga Hauptführer
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Characters played by David Shatraw
Husband #1
Characters played by John Prosky
Husband #2
Characters played by Lewis Tan
Skatepunk #2
Characters played by John Serge
Security Guard #1
Characters played by Dohn Norwood
Paramedic #1
Characters played by Heidi Ferrer
Jennifer
Characters played by Britt Morrow
Lois
Characters played by Andrea Lwin
Jupiter Courier Clerk
Characters played by Mark Deklin
Ian Boyd
Characters played by David Andriole
Charles Mather
Characters played by Nick Guthe
Mr. Bishop
Characters played by Nana Visitor
Principal Patty Andrews
Characters played by Lou Saliba
Herb Pelham
Characters played by Joel McHale
Host
Characters played by Jonathan Murphy
Jason
Characters played by Courtney Thomas
Becky
Characters played by J.R. Yenque
Sheriff
Characters played by Andre Ware
Guard
Characters played by Drew Bayers
Creepy Voice
Characters played by Hailey Bright
Teenage Girl
Characters played by Victoria Chalaya
Mini's Schoolmate
Characters played by Marjorie Eber
Club Dancer
Characters played by RaMona Fleetwood
Drum Circle
Characters played by Kathleen LaGue
Additional Voices
Characters played by Randy Miller
Exotic Animal Trainer
Characters played by Steven A. Miller
High School Student
Characters played by Lindzi Scharf
Club Dancer
Characters played by Amanda Sickler
Additional Voices
Characters played by Chip Sickler
Additional Voices