Characters played by John Betjeman
Self - Narrator
Characters played by Susannah York
(segments "Invasion Exercise on the Poultry Farm" and "A Subaltern's Love-Song")
Characters played by Beryl Reid
(segment "Invasion Exercise on the Poultry Farm")
Characters played by John Alderton
Lt. Alderton (segments "Invasion Exercise on the Poultry Farm" and "A Subaltern's Love-Song")
Characters played by Eric Morecambe
Funny Uncle
Characters played by Jenny Agutter
Joan Hunter Dunn (segment "A Subaltern's Love-Song")
Characters played by John Le Mesurier
Col. Hunter Dunn (segment "A Subaltern's Love-Song")
Characters played by Julia Gale
(segment "Agricultural Caress")
Characters played by Caroline Sergeant
(segment "Agricultural Caress")
Characters played by Yvonne Dearman
(segment "Agricultural Caress")
Characters played by Sharon Fussey
(segment "Agricultural Caress")
Characters played by Vikki Ross
(segment "Agricultural Caress")
Characters played by Sarah-Jane Varley
(segment "Myfanwy")
Characters played by Peter Cook
(segment "Seaside Golf")
Characters played by Madeline Smith
(segment "Seaside Golf")