Characters played by Kim Little
Jane White
Characters played by Wil Wheaton
Dick Smith
Characters played by Alley Mills
Mom
Characters played by Chris Hardwick
Burger
Characters played by Colin Mochrie
Barney
Characters played by David L. Lander
Gerry King
Characters played by Gary Owens
TV Announcer
Characters played by Michelle Phillips
June
Characters played by Andy Lauer
Desiree
Characters played by Eric Lutes
Candy
Characters played by Richard Kline
Anchor Chris Jobin
Characters played by Ted Shackelford
Eddie
Characters played by Mickey Jones
Kenny Kingman
Characters played by Dustin Diamond
Simone
Characters played by Maureen McCormick
Nancy