It's Not the Size That Counts Characters

Characters played by Leigh Lawson

• Percy Edward Anthony

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Characters played by Elke Sommer

• Clarissa

Characters played by Denholm Elliott

• Sir Emmanuel Whitbread

Characters played by Judy Geeson

• Dr. Fairweather

Characters played by Harry H. Corbett

• Prime Minister

Characters played by Vincent Price

• Stavos Mammonian

Characters played by Adrienne Posta

• P.C. 217 'Iris'

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Characters played by Julie Ege

• Miss Hanson

Characters played by Barry Humphries

• Dr. Anderson

• Australian TV Lady

Characters played by James Booth

• Jeffcot

Characters played by Milo O'Shea

• Dr. Klein

Characters played by Ronald Fraser

• Bleeker

Characters played by Anthony Andrews

• Catchpole

Characters played by Bernard Lee

• Barraclough

Characters played by Madeline Smith

• Miss UK

Characters played by Alan Lake

• Derry Hogan

Characters played by George Coulouris

• Prof. Godowski

Characters played by Jenny Hanley

• Miss Teenage Lust

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Characters played by Diane Langton

• Maureen Sugden

Characters played by Carol Hawkins

• Maggie

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Characters played by Marika Rivera

• Madame Lopez

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Characters played by Penny Irving

• Chiquita

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Characters played by Judy Matheson

• Maria

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Characters played by Gertan Klauber

• Pablo

Characters played by Michael Barratt

• Self

Characters played by Bernard Falk

• Self

Characters played by T.P. McKenna

• London News Editor

Characters played by Edgar Metcalfe

• London Newsman

Characters played by Anthony Sharp

• Judge

Characters played by Alan Tilvern

• General Dodds

Characters played by Graham Weston

• Brian

Characters played by Minah Bird

• Miss America

Characters played by Marlene Morrow

• Miss Australia

Characters played by Ludmilla Nova

• Miss France

Characters played by Karan David

• Miss Israel

Characters played by Emily Bolton

• Miss Thailand

Characters played by Lewis Alexander

• Reporter

Characters played by Olga Anthony

• Whitbread's Assistant

Characters played by Hyma Beckley

• Husband of French Miss Conception Entrant

Characters played by Norman Chappell

• Valet

Characters played by Jeannie Collings

• Miss Margate

Characters played by Maureen Flanagan

• Miss York UK contestant

Characters played by Jimmy Gardner

• Clerk of Court

Characters played by Aidan Harrington

• Miss Conception Judge

Characters played by Victor Harrington

• Miss Conception Official

Characters played by George Hilsdon

• Fiat Driver at Petrol Station

Characters played by Roy Lansford

• Security Team Member

Characters played by Aileen Lewis

• Reporter

Characters played by Lai Ling

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Characters played by André Maranne

• French Newsreader

Characters played by Paul Maxwell

• UN Delegate

Characters played by Marianne Morris

• Miss Buxton

Characters played by Vikki Richards

• Dolores

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Characters played by Monika Ringwald

• Miss Hove

Characters played by Ina Skriver

• Miss Ulla Bergsröm

Characters played by Byron Sotiris

• Court Observer

Characters played by Guy Standeven

• Defence Barrister

Characters played by Marianne Stone

• Reporter