Characters played by Luke Wilson
Joe Bauers
Characters played by Maya Rudolph
Rita
Characters played by Dax Shepard
Frito
Characters played by Terry Crews
President Camacho
Characters played by Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
Characters played by David Herman
Secretary of State
Characters played by Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
Characters played by Kevin McAfee
Bailiff
Characters played by Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller
Characters played by Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
Characters played by Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician
Characters played by Justin Long
Doctor
Characters played by Heath Jones
Cop #1
Characters played by Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy
Characters played by Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband