Characters played by McCaleb Burnett
Chapple King
Characters played by Mark Reeb
Glenn
Characters played by Meredith McCoy
Maddie
Characters played by Anna Zielinski
Stephanie
Characters played by Christopher Lee
Doc
Characters played by John Franklin
Neil
Characters played by Gailann Wright
Courtney
Characters played by Jennifer Harlow
Kim
Characters played by Laura Bailey
Marni
Characters played by Laurel Whitsett
Linda
Characters played by Gary Peters
Duncan Gibson
Characters played by Kit Gwin
Mrs. King
Characters played by Grant James
Old Man
Characters played by Robert Bastron
Sammy
Malachi
Characters played by Fritz Beer
Rod Stewart Impersonator
Characters played by Christina Janak
Alicia (Chapple's Sister)
Characters played by Michael Allen Glover
Evil Child Preacher
Characters played by Leon Mandel
Eskimo
Characters played by Missy McIntyre
Student Activist
Characters played by Jessica Erickson
Christie
Characters played by Randy Caldwell
Bartender
Characters played by Natasha Tolleson
Sheila the Sex Goddess
Characters played by Shawn Kurz
Whitney the waitress
Characters played by Andy Reed
Rookie Cop
Characters played by Roy Pitruka
Veteran Cop
Characters played by Cody Leshikar
Vince
Characters played by Bryan 'BC' Ehrlispiel
Party Dude
Characters played by Season Hairston
Party Girl
Characters played by Jing Zhao
Cleaning Lady
Characters played by Emily Matthews
Suzie the waitress
Characters played by Jade Henokido
Ashley 'Rub a dub' Dubber
Characters played by Sherri Mann
Female Minister
Characters played by Mark McKendrick
Christie's Boyfriend
Characters played by Atticus Petty
Cousin Rusty
Characters played by Amanda Caldwell
Girl on Cinema Counter
Characters played by Barbara Williamson
Office Worker
Characters played by Melissa Hurta
Office Worker
Characters played by Jim Brierton
Office Worker
Characters played by Larry Springer
Office Worker
Characters played by Meagan Meyer
Child of the Corn
Characters played by Christie Labaj
Child of the Corn
Characters played by Matthew Helpert
Child of the Corn
Characters played by Corby Sullivan
Battered Baby Seal
Characters played by Patrick Lee Morton
Rought Pat da Pool Hustla
Characters played by Diego the Wonderdog
Self
Characters played by Trey Huguley
Baby Seal Clubber Protester
Characters played by Alan Pollard
Disgruntled Movie Guy
Characters played by Sarah Saunders
Classmate