Characters played by Tim James
The Funny Man
Characters played by Christopher Lee
Callum Chance
Characters played by Benny Young
Max Taylor
Characters played by Ingrid Lacey
Tina Taylor
Characters played by Pauline Black
The Psychic Commando
Characters played by Matthew Devitt
Johnny Taylor
Characters played by Chris Walker
The Hard Man
Characters played by Rhona Cameron
Thelma Fudd
Characters played by George Morton
The Crap Puppeteer
Characters played by Jamie Heard
Jammie Taylor
Characters played by Harry Heard
Harry Taylor
Characters played by Bob Sessions
Card Player
Characters played by Ed Bishop
Card Player
Characters played by John Chancer
Card Player
Characters played by Jana Shelden
The Nurse
Characters played by Barnaby North
The Waiter
Characters played by Steve Wright
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