Characters played by Goldie Hawn
Gloria Mundy
Characters played by Chevy Chase
Tony Carlson
Characters played by Burgess Meredith
Mr. Hennessey
Characters played by Rachel Roberts
Gerda Casswell
Characters played by Eugene Roche
Archbishop Thorncrest
Characters played by Dudley Moore
Stanley Tibbets
Characters played by Marilyn Sokol
Stella
Characters played by Brian Dennehy
Fergie
Characters played by Marc Lawrence
Stiltskin
Characters played by Chuck McCann
Theatre Manager
Characters played by Billy Barty
J.J. MacKuen
Characters played by Don Calfa
Scarface
Characters played by Bruce Solomon
Scott
Characters played by Cooper Huckabee
Sandy
Characters played by Pat Ast
Mrs. Venus
Characters played by Frances Bay
Mrs. Russel
Characters played by Lou Cutell
House Manager
Characters played by William Frankfather
Whitey Jackson
Characters played by John Hancock
Coleman
Characters played by Barbara Sammeth
Sally
Characters played by Queenie Smith
Elsie
Characters played by Hope Summers
Ethel
Characters played by Irene Tedrow
Mrs. Monk
Characters played by Ion Teodorescu
Turk
Characters played by Janet Wood
Sylvia
Characters played by David Cole
Theatre Usher
Characters played by Bill Gamble
Dickinson
Characters played by Cyril Magnin
Pope Pius XIII
Characters played by Michael David Lee
Limo Driver
Characters played by Neno Russo
Luigi
Characters played by Rollin Moriyama
Japanese Man
Characters played by Mitsu Yashima
Japanese Woman
Characters played by M. James Arnett
Truck Driver
Characters played by Jophery C. Brown
Cop
Characters played by John Hatfield
Security Guard
Characters played by Joe Bellan
Man in Phone Booth
Characters played by Chuck Walsh
Newscaster
Characters played by Connie Sawyer
Screaming Lady
Characters played by F. Jo Mohrbach
Fat Lady
Characters played by Garry Goodrow
Henpecked Husband
Characters played by Enrico Di Giuseppe
Nanki-Pooh
Characters played by Glenys Fowles
Yum-Yum
Characters played by Kathleen Hegierski
Peep-Bo
Characters played by Sandra Walker
Pitti-Sing
Characters played by Thomas Jamerson
Pish-Tush
Characters played by Richard McKee
Pooh-Bah
Characters played by Jane Shaulis
Katisha
Characters played by Shirley Python
Esme
Characters played by Kathryn Janssen
Woman in Library
Characters played by Murray Pollack
Theatre Patron