Characters played by Patrick Gleason
Leo
Characters played by Roddy Piper
Smiley
Characters played by Robert Carradine
Allen
Characters played by Jackson Dunn
Tommy
Characters played by Amy Hendricks
Alex
Characters played by Hollywood Yates
The Darkness
Characters played by Patrick Zielinski
Sal
Characters played by Kirby O'Connell
Flora
Characters played by Mike Carey
Teddy
Characters played by George Ryczek
Everett
Characters played by Richard Kind
Mr. Camp
Characters played by Beth Horn
Animal Babe
Characters played by Nicholas Turturro
Randy
Characters played by Michael D. Molloy
John
Characters played by Emily Skyle
Janice
Characters played by Noah Rogers
Jones
Characters played by Jim Marchert
Doc
Characters played by Kenneth Craig
Albert
Characters played by Torey Adkins
Ron
Characters played by Frank Pensa
Ref
Characters played by Stephen Schuch
Teenage Janitor
Characters played by Fred Dial
Doctor
Characters played by Teo
Short Wrestler
Characters played by Lee Ingalls
Infomercial Hair Salesmen
Characters played by Joe Gandurski
Well Aging Man
Characters played by Tim Heller
Spike
Characters played by Joanna Jackson
Receptionist
Characters played by Darren Elliot Fulsher
Surgeon
Characters played by Scott Connelly
Infomercial Balding Hair Guy
Characters played by Dave Hanson
Auditorium Worker
Characters played by Paul Sanders
Thug #1
Characters played by Tyler Bohne
Thug #2
Characters played by Steven H. Hansen
Security Guard
Characters played by Phillip Cristancho
Security Guard
Characters played by Jonathan Russell
Handlebar Mustache
Characters played by Cuyler Marshall
Fancypants Kid
Characters played by Christian Taylor
Groupie #3
Characters played by Stephanie D. Caprini
Hospital Visitor
Characters played by Kelly Carevic
Wrestling Match Spectator
Characters played by Nelson Carvajal
Ambulance Onlooker
Characters played by Thurston Hill
Funeral Patron
Characters played by Thomas Kosik
Memorial Service Attendee
Characters played by Christopher Midkiff
Funeral Attendee
Characters played by Kathy Midkiff
Funeral Attendee
Characters played by Rusty Nails
Ambulance Onlooker
Characters played by Sherry Polachek
Insurance Customer
Characters played by Bill Stoneking
Brother-In-Law
Bartender
Characters played by Jeff Vercillo
Brother-in-law