Characters played by Tex Perkins
Narrator
Characters played by Chris Asimos
Beau
Characters played by Matt Jones
Lump
Characters played by Sasha Cuha
Salome
Characters played by Oliver Bell
Squirt
Characters played by Pugsley Buzzard
Chief
Characters played by Luke Clayson
Hindlick
Characters played by Justine Jones
Billie Jean
Characters played by Aimee Nichols
Wanda
Characters played by Jordan Hallewell
Claw
Characters played by Jaz Wickson
Beardy Brenda
Characters played by Tijana Dautovic
Footsie Frieda
Characters played by Madeleine Bowers
Mini Marylin
Characters played by Viviana Martinez
Maria Gemelocos
Characters played by Maria Laura Barralle
Carlita Gemelocos