Characters played by Kal Penn
Edward
Characters played by Adam Campbell
Peter Pervertsky
Characters played by Jennifer Coolidge
White Bitch
Characters played by Jayma Mays
Lucy
Characters played by Faune Chambers Watkins
Susan Pervertsky
Characters played by Crispin Glover
Willy Wonka
Characters played by Tony Cox
Bink
Characters played by Héctor Jiménez
Mr. Tumnus
Characters played by Darrell Hammond
Captain Jack Swallows
Characters played by Carmen Electra
Mystique
Characters played by Fred Willard
Aslo
Characters played by David Carradine
Museum Curator
Characters played by Kevin McDonald
Harry Potter
Characters played by George Alvarez
Ron Weasley
Characters played by Crista Flanagan
Hermione Granger