Characters played by Michelle Bowser
Michelle
Characters played by Lynn Lowry
Therapist
Characters played by Beck Rosser
Sarah
Characters played by Gary Lee Vincent
Sheriff
Characters played by Amber Lee Vincent
Rip-off Brat
Characters played by Rich Bottles Jr.
Haunted Guest
Characters played by Landon Bowser
Landon
Characters played by Roy Brendel
Tea Man
Characters played by Mackenzie Byrnes
Broken Bed Guest
Characters played by Crystal Fascination Carr
Crystal
Characters played by P. Mark DeBryan
Theo
Characters played by Scott Emerson
Mr. Riesling
Characters played by Jason Gazaille
Toothbrush Guest
Characters played by Marie Gazaille
Angry Guest #2
Characters played by Jason Gerrard
Hunter
Characters played by Jesse L. Green
Pirate Hunter
Characters played by Ginny Griedel
Cathy
Characters played by Jonah Griedel
Redneck
Characters played by Stephen Harwick
Lobby Guest
Characters played by Christie D. Hayes
Marcy
Characters played by Rocky Hitt
Hunter
Characters played by Mark A. Husk
CNN News Stooge
Characters played by John W. Iwanonkiw
The Grunter
Characters played by Adam Joad
Tex
Characters played by Duane Johnson Jr.
Angry Guest #3
Characters played by Konchesky Kelsey
Jilted Wife
Characters played by Cady Konchesky
Mr. Snuggles
Characters played by David Konchesky
Al
Characters played by Nancy Konchesky
Mrs. Hedwig
Characters played by Greg Kramer
Mr. Smith
Characters played by Caleb Landis
Naked Man
Characters played by Emily Landis
Black Friday Shopper #3
Characters played by Sarah Landis
Black Friday Shopper #4
Characters played by Deborah Lawson-Martin
Lobby Guest
Characters played by Lorin Loveless
Sink Clog Lady
Characters played by Joey Madia
Confused Guest
Characters played by Tonya Madia
Rip-off Grandma
Characters played by Tim Majcan
Hunter
Characters played by Kyle Martin
Lobby Guest
Characters played by Daniel McTaggart
Fox News Stooge
Characters played by Catherine Michael
Angry Guest #1
Characters played by Ramona Mills-Rush
Cally the Housekeeper
Characters played by Sara Myers-Emerson
Mary
Characters played by Stacy Nay
Snobby Lobby Lady
Characters played by Dylan J. Nicholas
Black Friday Shopper #6
Characters played by Koh Onishi
Boy
Characters played by Mark Price
No Room Stooge
Characters played by Nelson W. Pyles
Jameson
Characters played by Brittany Roby
Black Friday Shopper #5
Characters played by DeLaney Ryann
Poop Reporter
Characters played by Robert A. Schiller
Broken Handle Guest
Characters played by Alexander Shields
Angry Man
Characters played by Leigh Shields
Herbert Zombie
Characters played by Melissa St. Giles
Breakfast Girl
Characters played by Joseph Swick
Hunter
Characters played by Nathan Tehrani
Non-Confused Guest
Characters played by Rickie Thomas
Rick
Characters played by Solon Tsangaras
Mr. Rowe
Characters played by Alexis Tyson
Breakfast Kid #1
Characters played by Alma Tyson
Black Friday Shopper #2
Characters played by Christian Tyson
Breakfast Kid #3
Characters played by Grace Tyson
Breakfast Kid #4
Characters played by Kevin Tyson
Breakfast Kid #2
Characters played by Carla Vincent
Keycard Carla
Characters played by Michael Weir
Mr. Pickens
Characters played by C. Hope Welch
Black Friday Shopper #1
Characters played by Alissa Wilmoth
Hippy Grace
Characters played by April Yafuso
Mom
Characters played by Melissa Ziegler
Mrs. Zombie
Characters played by Lou Consolo
The (blue) waffler