Characters played by Bret McKenzie
Nige
Characters played by Hamish Blake
Deano
Characters played by Maaka Pohatu
Gav
Characters played by Filip Berg
Jeurgen
Characters played by Russell Smith
Des
Characters played by Erin Banks
Monica
Characters played by Lee Hatherly
Mrs. H
Characters played by Jarin Towney
Young Deano
Characters played by Charlie Britzman
Young Nige
Characters played by Ian Mune
Mr. Abercrombie
Characters played by Tim Shadbolt
Self
Characters played by Steven Woller
German Sniper
Characters played by Jim Baltaxe
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Characters played by Simon McArthur
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