Characters played by Robert Knott
Air Traffic Controller
Characters played by Jonathan Penner
Captain Air Traffic
Characters played by Whip Hubley
F-16 Pilot
Characters played by Dan Aykroyd
Beldar Conehead
Donald R. DeCicco
Characters played by Jane Curtin
Prymatt Conehead
Mary Margaret DeCicco
Characters played by Howard Napper
Ang Pilot
Characters played by Michael Richards
Motel Clerk
Characters played by Eddie Griffin
Customer
Characters played by Sinbad
Otto
Characters played by Phil Hartman
Marlax
Characters played by Adam Sandler
Carmine
Characters played by Grant Martell
Hispanic Man #1
Characters played by Art Bonilla
Hispanic Man #2
Characters played by David Spade
Eli Turnbull
INS Agent
Characters played by Rosa Maria Briz
Hispanic Woman
Characters played by Michael McKean
Gorman Seedling
INS Deputy Commissioner
Characters played by Cooper Layne
Engineer
Characters played by Sarah Anne Levy
Hygenist
Characters played by Drew Carey
Taxi Passenger
Characters played by Shishir Kurup
Khoudri
Characters played by Sydney Coberly
Nurse
Characters played by Barry Kivel
Doctor
Characters played by Terry Turner
Sketch Artist
Characters played by McNally Sagal
Female Agent
Characters played by Richard Comar
Agent
Characters played by Danielle Aykroyd
3 Year Old Connie
Characters played by Nicolette Harnish
10 Year Old Connie
Characters played by Jason Alexander
Larry Farber
Characters played by Lisa Jane Persky
Lisa Farber
Characters played by Michelle Burke
Connie Conehead
Characters played by Joey Lauren Adams
Christina
Characters played by Parker Posey
Stephanie
Characters played by Chris Farley
Ronnie the Mechanic
Characters played by Kevin Nealon
Senator
Characters played by Jan Hooks
Gladys Johnson
Driving Student
Characters played by Julia Sweeney
Principal
Characters played by Ellen DeGeneres
Coach
Characters played by Walter Robles
Fire Marshall
Characters played by Todd Susman
Ron
Characters played by James Keane
Harv
Characters played by Sam Freed
Master of Ceremonies
Characters played by Garrett Morris
Captain Orecruiser
Characters played by Tom Davis
Supplicant
Characters played by Dave Thomas
Highmaster
Characters played by Peter Aykroyd
Highmaster Mentot
Characters played by Laraine Newman
Laarta
Characters played by Nils Allen Stewart
Guard
Characters played by Tim Meadows
Athletic Cone
Characters played by Mitchell Bobrow
Garthok Combatant
Characters played by Laurence Bilzerian
Cone Battle Commander
Characters played by Topper Lilien
Cone Pilot
Characters played by Tom Arnold
Golfer
Characters played by Oliver Barron
Boy Following Beldar
Characters played by Adam Boster
Guard
Characters played by Cameron
Conehead
Characters played by Paul Garcia
Bartender
Characters played by Arvo Katajisto
Federal Agent
Characters played by Jon Lovitz
Dr. Rudolph
Dentist
Characters played by Don McLeod
Oldest Living Conehead
Characters played by Leonard Nimoy
Spock
Characters played by William Shatner
Captain Kirk
Characters played by Jeanne Stawiarski
Dignitary