Characters played by John Hodgman
Narrator
Characters played by Faith Anderson
Self - Lifeguard
Characters played by Alison Becker
Self - Park Guest
Characters played by Bill Benneyan
Self - Park President
Characters played by Matthew Callan
Self - Park Guest
Characters played by Jim DeSaye
Self - Director of Park Security
Characters played by Daron Fitch
Self - Park Employee
Characters played by Chris Gethard
Self - Park Guest
Characters played by Joe Hession
Self - Park Employee
Characters played by Mark Johnson
Self - Security Guard
Characters played by Bob Krahulik
Self - Head Lifeguard
Characters played by Brian Larsson
Self - Sussex County Resident
Characters played by Esther Larsson
Self - Sussex County Resident
Characters played by Mark Malkoff
Self - Park Guest
Characters played by Jessi Paladini
Self - Vernon Newspaper Editor
Characters played by Mary Pilon
Self - Financial Journalist
Characters played by Seth Porges
Self - Journalist
Characters played by Jason Scott Sadofsky
Self - Archivist
Characters played by Tom Shaw
Self - Attorney
Characters played by Ed Youmans
Self - Park Operations Manager
Characters played by P.T. Barnum
Self
Characters played by Robert Brennan
Self - Founder
First Jersey Securities
Inc.
Characters played by Jerry Cantrell
Self - Alice in Chains
Characters played by Walt Disney
Self
Characters played by Hugh Hefner
Self
Characters played by Tom Jones
Self
Characters played by Jimmy Kimmel
Self
Characters played by Johnny Knoxville
Self
Characters played by George Larsson Jr.
Self - Former Park Employee
Characters played by Andrew Mulvihill
Self - Action Park CEO
Characters played by Eugene Mulvihill
Self - Action Park
Owner & Designer
Characters played by Wayne Newton
Self
Characters played by Riki Rachtman
Self - Host
Headbanger's Ball
Characters played by Ronald Reagan
Self
Characters played by Layne Staley
Self - Alice in Chains
Characters played by Donald Trump
Self
Characters played by Tony Bennett
Self
Characters played by Ivana Trump
Self