Characters played by Sara Crowe
Lucinda
Characters played by Annette Badland
Katherine
Characters played by Nadia Sawalha
Amanda
Characters played by Paul Shelley
Neville Goodenough
Characters played by Leslie Phillips
Sydney Fisher
Characters played by Guy Henry
Algie
Characters played by Tim McMullan
Pip
Characters played by Gerard Kelly
Ronnie Rich
Characters played by Paul Rattigan
Rupert Irstead
Characters played by Nickolas Grace
Melvin (Ventriloquist)
Characters played by Gaye Brown
Maureen Riley
Characters played by Louis Hammond
Gerald Riley
Characters played by Catherine Rabett
Sandra Sweet
Characters played by Harry Peacock
Mario the Magician
Characters played by Tricia George
Mario's Mother
Characters played by George Pensotti
Portly Vicar
Characters played by David Curtiz
Sling
Neckbrace
Characters played by Philip Bird
Ted (Barman)
Characters played by Malcolm Reid
Harry (Caretaker)
Characters played by Christopher Biggins
Alfonso (Chef)
Characters played by Polly Jo Pleasence
Sally (Waitress)
Characters played by Bo Poraj
Tarquin
Characters played by Pat Harding
Tarquin's Mother
Characters played by Ken Woodhouse
Roger Norris
Characters played by Paul Davey
Neville's Heckler
Characters played by Emma James-Parsons
Neville's Fan
Characters played by Alexandra J. Sills
Barmaid
Characters played by Clare Pigeon
Cake Shop Assistant