Characters played by Kenneth Williams
Emile Prevert
Characters played by Kenneth Connor
Leyland
voice of Harry Hernia
Characters played by Joan Sims
Mrs. Dangle
Characters played by Jack Douglas
Lyons
Characters played by Peter Butterworth
Richmond
Characters played by Suzanne Danielle
Emmannuelle Prevert
Characters played by Beryl Reid
Mrs. Valentine
Characters played by Larry Dann
Theodore Valentine
Characters played by Henry McGee
Harold Hump
Characters played by Victor Maddern
Man in Launderette
Characters played by Merlin Ward
Dandy
Characters played by Dino Shafeek
Immigration Officer
Characters played by Eric Barker
Ancient General
Characters played by Joan Benham
Cynical Lady
Characters played by James Fagan
Concorde Steward
Characters played by Malcolm Johns
Sentry
Characters played by Albert Moses
Doctor
Characters played by Robert Dorning
The Prime Minister
Characters played by Steve Plytas
Arabian Official
Characters played by Michael Nightingale
Police Commissioner
Characters played by Claire Davenport
Blonde in Pub
Characters played by Bruce Boa
U.S. Ambassador
Characters played by Llewellyn Rees
Lord Chief Justice
Characters played by Jack Lynn
Admiral of the Fleet
Characters played by Norman Mitchell
Drunken Husband
Characters played by Tricia Newby
Surgery Nurse
Characters played by Deborah Brayshaw
French Buxom Blonde
Characters played by John Carlin
French Parson
Characters played by Louise Burton
Girl at Zoo
Characters played by John Hallet
Substitute Football Player
Characters played by Gertan Klauber
German Soldier
Characters played by Susanna East
Colette
Characters played by Howard Nelson
Harry Hernia
Characters played by Bruce Wyllie
Football Referee
Characters played by Marianne Maskell
Maternity Nurse
Characters played by Philip Clifton
Injured Footballer
Characters played by Stanley McGeagh
Fleet Street Journalist
Characters played by Corbet Woodall
I.T.N. Newscaster
Characters played by Neville Ware
Second Reporter
Characters played by Nick White
Booked Footballer
Characters played by Tim Brinton
B.B.C. Newscaster
Characters played by Bill Hutchinson
First Reporter
Characters played by Jane Norman
Third Reporter
Characters played by Jack Armstrong
Plane Passenger
Characters played by Ishaq Bux
Plane passenger
Characters played by Tony Clarkin
Newspaper Reporter
Characters played by John Clifford
Plane Passenger
Characters played by Shirley English
Football Fan
Characters played by Chick Fowles
Man in Pub
Characters played by Edward Fowles
Man in Pub
Characters played by Walter Henry
Customs Officer
Characters played by Kenneth Lawrie
Referee
Characters played by Aileen Lewis
Dinner Guest
Characters played by Reuben Martin
Gorilla
Characters played by Lloyd McGuire
Footballer
Characters played by Nigel Miles-Thomas
Footballer
Characters played by John More
Plane Passenger
Characters played by Maureen Nelson
Reporter
Characters played by Charles Nicklin
Footballer
Characters played by Ronald Nunnery
Football Fan
Characters played by Gerald Paris
Football Fan
Characters played by James Payne
Man in pub
Characters played by Jeff Pirie
Footballer
Characters played by Laurie Rose
Football Fan
Characters played by Pat Ryan
FIFA Official
Football Fan