Characters played by David Johansen
Officer Gunther Toody
Characters played by John C. McGinley
Officer Francis Muldoon
Characters played by Fran Drescher
Velma Velour
Characters played by Nipsey Russell
Police Capt. Dave Anderson
Characters played by Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody
Characters played by Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti
Characters played by Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Characters played by Bobby Collins
Carlo
Characters played by Louis Di Bianco
Nicco
Characters played by Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Characters played by Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon
Characters played by Eliza Roberts
Boys in Blue Director
Characters played by Rik Colitti
Sgt. Abrams
Characters played by Penn Jillette
Luther
Characters played by Teller
Luther