Characters played by Dahlia Dark
Clarence's Lady Friend
Characters played by Kevin 'Kimbo Slice' Ferguson
Kimbo Slicington
Characters played by Gerald 'Slink' Johnson
Narrator
Characters played by Andy Milonakis
Andy
Israel's Daughter
Characters played by Riff Raff
Clarence Clementine
Israel
Characters played by Simon Rex
Simon
Characters played by Zamira Scattolon
Clarence's girl
choo choo train girl