Characters played by Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Characters played by Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Characters played by Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Characters played by Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Characters played by Brion James
Brown
Characters played by Tim Thomerson
Black
Characters played by Charles Rocket
Jones
Characters played by Nicholas Guest
Smith
Characters played by Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Characters played by Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Characters played by Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
Characters played by Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Characters played by Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Characters played by Danny Perkin
Guy in Line #2
Characters played by Ken Elston
Rookie Cop
Characters played by Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
Characters played by Russ Fast
Ted
Characters played by Kelsi Pollard
Ted's Date
Characters played by Billie Worley
Punk
Characters played by Don Barris
Guy in Line with Date
Characters played by Dee Booher
Bertha
Characters played by Ronnie Downtown
Manager of the Bar None
Characters played by Karrie Grove
Waitress at Bar None
Characters played by Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
Characters played by Lin Shaye
Makeup Artist
Characters played by Sonia Satra
Model #1
Characters played by Ralph Monaco
Pops Molloy
Characters played by Anahit Minasyan
Model #2
Characters played by Steve Chabon
Crew Member
Characters played by Ken Bolognese
Photographer
Characters played by Steve Buckley
Bass Player
Characters played by Nichole McAuley
Veronica