Characters played by Esteban Powell
Brian Holsapple
Characters played by Linda Cardellini
Sarah
Characters played by Trey Alexander
Kirk
Characters played by John Patrick White
Fitzgerald Crump
Characters played by Saadia Persad
Lexi
Characters played by Charles Fleischer
Arnie
Characters played by Danielle Weeks
Tiffany
Characters played by Erick Avari
Dr. Lumbago
Characters played by Doug Jones
Mummy
Characters played by Vincent Schiavelli
Hyde
Characters played by Jim Beaver
Edgar Allan Poe
Characters played by Stuart Pankin
Mr. Batrachian
Characters played by Angus Scrimm
Hobo
Characters played by Jim Rose
Mr. Stump
Tree
Characters played by Karl A. D'Amico
Doug
Characters played by Miles Dougal
Carl
Characters played by D. Danny Warhol
Alien Chef
Characters played by Linda Pine
Evil Cheerleader
Characters played by Angella Kaye
High School Girl
Characters played by Ron Jeremy
Blisterface