Characters played by John Cleese
The Narrator
Characters played by Munro Chambers
Mason
Characters played by Kim Rhodes
Christine
Characters played by Jan Skene
Gal in Crowd
Characters played by Candace Smith
Pedestrian Woman
Characters played by Robert Picardo
Smirch
Characters played by Curtis Armstrong
Kenny
Characters played by Kyle Massey
Henry
Characters played by John O'Hurley
Mr. Rexford
Characters played by Ryan Miller
Catty Elf
Characters played by Shannon Jacques
Catty Elf's Friend
Characters played by Tom Arnold
Beethoven
Characters played by Tamra Ugto
Mom
Characters played by Alan Castanaga
Dad
Characters played by Solmund MacPherson
Little Kid