Characters played by Mark Samual Bonanno
Mark
Awkward Teen
Charles
Construction Worker
Cricketer
Mermaid
Sunbather
Characters played by Zachary Ruane
Zach
John
Local DJ
Mrs Richardson-Michaels
Police Officer
Uncle Jim
Characters played by Broden Kelly
Broden
Uncle Ben
Ben
Cowboy
Cricketer
Manbeast
Sunbather
Tipsy Dad
Characters played by Michelle Brasier
Mrs. Jim
Attractive Cousin
Daggy Mum
Mark's Girlfriend
Paramedic
Thumb Doctor
Characters played by Sam Lingham
Lifeguard
Victim of Glassing
Characters played by Charlie Bonanno
Mark's Dad
Characters played by Max Miller
Editor
Characters played by Ben Russell
Lord Wigglesnatch
Characters played by Thomas Armstrong
Spaceman