Characters played by Elizabeth Weitzen
Student
Characters played by Robert Wuhl
Self
Characters played by David Cross
Self
Characters played by Sarah Vowell
Self
Characters played by Tucker Carlson
Self
Characters played by Max E. Williams
Colonial Man
Characters played by Gene Gallerano
Colonial "Quickie" Actor
Characters played by Kamala Jones
Colonial 'Quickie' Actor
Characters played by Jason Yarusi
Colonial "Quickie" Actor
Characters played by Elliott Brooks
Colonial 'Quickie' Actor
Characters played by Jeff Greenfield
Self
Characters played by Kristin Kendall
Colonial "Quickie" Actor
Characters played by Andrew Vannata
Audience Member
Characters played by Daniel Fainman
Self