Characters played by Keith Coogan
Adam
Characters played by Mindy Sterling
Cindy
Characters played by Gary Anthony Williams
Ralph
Characters played by Charlie Schlatter
Arthur Prescott
Characters played by Kane Hodder
Nurse Hatchet
Characters played by Darcy Rose Byrnes
Barbie
Characters played by Adrienne Wilkinson
Lola
Characters played by Garrett Wang
Baby Jesus
Characters played by Tanya Chisholm
Eve
Characters played by Sandi McCree
Mary
Characters played by Melinda Hill
Valentina
Characters played by Amy Tolsky
Lotta
Characters played by Kevin Kirkpatrick
John-John
Characters played by Mark Irvingsen
Reverend Joseph
Characters played by Ben Solenberger
Peter
